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Pit Stop
Racer Fergal (fergal)
Race Number 82
Date Mon, 20 Mar 2017 20:18:04
Speed 61 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.4%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents byarb (2nd place) tf2dan (1st place)

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Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
— (other) by Matt Groening (see stats)