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Pit Stop
Racer Josh (floormelon)
Race Number 48
Date Fri, 25 Jan 2013 13:09:13
Speed 61 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 91.2%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents rooshi (1st place) spam6@freemail.hu (3rd place) uwtod (2nd place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)