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Racer Cool (flyingferret)
Race Number 116
Date Mon, 1 Jul 2013 23:37:12
Speed 85 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.5%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents deflay (2nd place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)