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Pit Stop
Racer tooweaktooslow (flyingnowhere)
Race Number 104
Date Thu, 11 Mar 2021 15:16:42
Speed 92 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 99.1%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents barkus182x (5th place) clannie (3rd place) piing (2nd place)

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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
— (movie) by Noah Hawley (see stats)

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