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Racer FondaDonChon (fondadonchon)
Race Number 80
Date Thu, 20 Feb 2014 0:48:27
Speed 108 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.4%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents flowrita (2nd place) speediboi (3rd place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)