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Pit Stop
Racer Meme (furglory)
Race Number 12
Date Thu, 8 Oct 2015 17:51:27
Speed 45 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 88.2%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents bojack (2nd place) liteswitch (4th place) melosow (3rd place)

Text typed:

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)