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Racer Gail (gailrickman@yahoo.com)
Race Number 13915
Date Thu, 9 Jan 2014 20:00:10
Speed 59 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 90.4%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents calleric15 (3rd place) couznvo (1st place) pepenator (5th place)

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One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible thought, and don't add other words to the sentence after the joke. If you do, the audience will think that your take-off was only a setup for a bigger laugh coming up.
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