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Race Result Details |
| Racer | gangreenie (gangreenie) |
| Race Number | 28920 |
| Date | Fri, 7 Feb 2025 23:18:34 |
| Speed |
98 WPM
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| Accuracy | 98.8% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | dicklash (4th place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
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Red Dwarf: Terrorform
 (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
(see stats)
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