Race Updates Discord About Merch
Home Profile History Competitions Texts Upgrade

typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer Gloria (geegeegreen)
Race Number 28
Date Mon, 30 Jan 2012 2:28:09
Speed 32 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.5%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents brehmilla (3rd place) perishathomas (2nd place) underdog12 (4th place)

Text typed:

Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)