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Race Result Details |
| Racer | George Costanza (georgecostanza8) |
| Race Number | 4104 |
| Date | Wed, 14 Jan 2026 7:59:27 |
| Speed |
90 WPM
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| Accuracy | 99.2% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | mehthedude (4th place) mrsataan (5th place) super_nga (3rd place) |
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book)
by Carolyn Wyman
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