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Pit Stop
Racer im goated. (ggzerocap)
Race Number 172
Date Wed, 31 Jul 2019 5:15:31
Speed 135 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 100%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents mathandphysicsftw (2nd place) mezomose (4th place) redraven45 (3rd place)

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Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever, dryness of the throat. As the virus penetrates the red blood cells, the victim becomes dizzy, begins to experience an itching, a rash. From there the poison goes to work on the central nervous system, causing severe muscle spasms followed by the inevitable drooling. At this point, the entire digestive system collapses accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence until finally the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering wasted piece of jelly.
— (movie) by Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, and Jerry Zucker (see stats)