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Race Result Details |
| Racer | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (glandock1) |
| Race Number | 34330 |
| Date | Tue, 10 May 2022 14:51:22 |
| Speed |
116 WPM
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| Accuracy | 98.5% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | dinqissa (5th place) iadossus (3rd place) thiccladyfingers (4th place) unreaii (2nd place) |
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I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
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Apathy and Other Small Victories
 (book)
by Paul Neilan
(see stats)
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