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Pit Stop
Racer Thomas (grilledcheezus)
Race Number 106
Date Sat, 12 Jan 2019 1:46:51
Speed 58 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.8%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents fannycsu200 (4th place) grumpyguy (1st place) zibguigho (3rd place)

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Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
— (other) by Larry Gelbart (see stats)

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