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Pit Stop
Racer Grim (grimpansen)
Race Number 1208
Date Thu, 24 Nov 2016 19:33:29
Speed 88 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 87.6%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents hsroe (1st place)

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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.
— (movie) by Noah Hawley (see stats)