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Pit Stop
Racer M (h2od)
Race Number 20
Date Wed, 27 Feb 2019 2:52:19
Speed 98 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.3%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents fulshdaddy (3rd place) hebibuki (2nd place)

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There are three reasons, Mr. Brown, why I will not dance with you. The first, I fear, is that you've had a little too much to drink. The second is that this is not, as you seem to suppose, a waltz the orchestra is playing but the Peruvian national anthem, for which you should be standing to attention. And the third reason why we may not dance, Mr. Brown, is that I am the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima.
— (book) by Ben Wright (see stats)

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