Guest
Race Result Details |
| Racer | Hailee (haileeshower) |
| Race Number | 350 |
| Date | Wed, 18 May 2016 19:36:00 |
| Speed |
77 WPM
 Try to beat?
|
| Accuracy | 99% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | pmatthew0001 (3rd place) |
Text typed:
|
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.
— (book)
by David Sedaris
(see stats)
|