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Race Result Details |
| Racer | ХАЗИ блять (hazieeee) |
| Race Number | 125 |
| Date | Fri, 21 Oct 2022 9:03:55 |
| Speed |
85 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.9% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | extraakii (2nd place) renmitchell111 (4th place) |
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
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SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!"
 (book)
by Carolyn Wyman
(see stats)
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