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Pit Stop
Racer hell (hellminer2003)
Race Number 7
Date Tue, 15 Oct 2019 21:45:31
Speed 46 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 92%
Rank 4th place (out of 4)
Opponents fartburp (1st place) theevilsloth (2nd place) tvym (3rd place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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