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Pit Stop
Racer Aaron (hendron)
Race Number 373
Date Wed, 22 Mar 2017 19:20:40
Speed 104 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.5%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents p1spastic (2nd place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)