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Racer Happy (heppi)
Race Number 16
Date Fri, 13 Oct 2017 15:21:35
Speed 44 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.9%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)

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I just don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back.
— (other) by Larry Gelbart (see stats)

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