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Pit Stop
Racer Jeremy (hiphopbros)
Race Number 6058
Date Tue, 26 Nov 2013 2:15:44
Speed 69 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.4%
Rank 2nd place (out of 5)
Opponents haaaaadoken (3rd place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)