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Pit Stop
Racer :| (hipparcos)
Race Number 2922
Date Sun, 21 Oct 2018 6:02:36
Speed 99 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.1%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents abg2002 (3rd place) anshunyy (4th place) biggle (1st place)

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People want to like who they're voting for. People thought Al Gore was a big stiff until he stuck his tongue down Tipper's throat. They put George W. in office because he and Laura seemed like a fun couple to have a beer with. People have to want to invite you in for dinner. Right now, you and your wife are standing in their doorway, three feet apart, not looking at each other, letting in the cold air. That's why you lost Iowa. It's why you'll lose New Hampshire.
— (other) by ABC Studios (see stats)

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