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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer Where's Christian? 👌 (homerowslower)
Race Number 796
Date Sun, 25 Mar 2018 18:09:42
Speed 91 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.4%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents doubleliftisgod (3rd place) phmi (2nd place) thakkarparth007 (4th place) vaballath (5th place)

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Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
— (other) by Matt Groening (see stats)

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