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Pit Stop
Racer SamIAm (hortonwho)
Race Number 564
Date Mon, 2 Sep 2013 23:29:58
Speed 74 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.5%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents tyrranicide (2nd place)

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Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think of so many cooler things to do that night. I might pumice my feet, I might go to Bren's Unitarian Church, maybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice, you know? 'Cause all those things, would be exponentially cooler than going to prom with you.
— (movie) by Jason Reitman (see stats)