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Racer Hot stuff (hotstuff3000)
Race Number 14
Date Fri, 30 Aug 2013 0:15:18
Speed 35 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 90.3%
Rank 2nd place (out of 3)
Opponents foetuseater (1st place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)