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typeracer

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Racer sike i won (i_win_u_gay)
Race Number 401
Date Thu, 8 Sep 2022 16:49:04
Speed 48 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.7%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents better_call_paul (2nd place) uzibuluzi45 (4th place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)