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Racer Ian (ibarron)
Race Number 5
Date Tue, 29 Aug 2017 17:36:01
Speed 38 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 92.3%
Rank 5th place (out of 6)
Opponents catsolot (3rd place) johnjoestar02 (2nd place) rwschuster (1st place) samg1214 (4th place) tjonesw (6th place)

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I just don't know why they're shooting at us. All we want to do is bring them democracy and white bread. Transplant the American dream. Freedom. Achievement. Hyperacidity. Affluence. Flatulence. Technology. Tension. The inalienable right to an early coronary sitting at your desk while plotting to stab your boss in the back.
— (other) by Larry Gelbart (see stats)

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