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Racer icyou (icyou)
Race Number 25
Date Wed, 29 Nov 2023 11:05:05
Speed 68 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.1%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents hofgalmir (3rd place) sputype (1st place) xquyen (2nd place)

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I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy... stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I think I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
— (other) by Vince Gilligan and Peter Gould (see stats)

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