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Pit Stop
Racer Christian (imbuns)
Race Number 5
Date Tue, 23 Apr 2019 0:40:51
Speed 39 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.4%
Rank 2nd place (out of 2)
Opponents painlesstruth (1st place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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