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Racer Lars (ingwer)
Race Number 77
Date Wed, 30 May 2012 21:03:10
Speed 46 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 91.9%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents killahghosty (3rd place) lynnpineda (2nd place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)