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Pit Stop
Racer DePenguinMan (itsfororen1)
Race Number 3
Date Thu, 14 Dec 2017 19:03:35
Speed 58 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.1%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents heykilroy (2nd place) landmine (4th place) mrollie (1st place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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