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Race Result Details |
| Racer | jackmaoff (jackmaoff) |
| Race Number | 6768 |
| Date | Mon, 9 Oct 2023 20:08:08 |
| Speed |
99 WPM
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| Accuracy | 98.4% |
| Rank | 3rd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | bnje1 (1st place) dicklash (2nd place) halloween_sam (4th place) |
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
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SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!"
 (book)
by Carolyn Wyman
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