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Pit Stop
Racer Jah (jahko)
Race Number 443
Date Sat, 26 Dec 2015 9:48:02
Speed 65 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents erik_bloodshed (2nd place) hrant99 (3rd place) melikenaruto (1st place)

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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
— (book) by David Sedaris (see stats)