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Pit Stop
Racer Jarvis (jarvis1990)
Race Number 123
Date Wed, 9 Nov 2016 16:31:22
Speed 48 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 92.4%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents gmcdirty (2nd place) swiffy (4th place)

Text typed:

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)