Race Result Details |
Racer | jawnnyp (jawnnyp) |
Race Number | 74 |
Date | Thu, 9 Apr 2020 16:43:38 |
Speed |
73 WPM
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Accuracy | 97% |
Rank | 4th place (out of 4) |
Opponents | ahdlbrg (2nd place) evolpenguin (1st place) upatree (5th place) |
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
— (book)
by Scott Adams
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