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Pit Stop
Racer Jeff (jeffbash04)
Race Number 59
Date Mon, 7 Jul 2014 14:03:54
Speed 66 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 92.9%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents __qwop (3rd place) huroni (2nd place) imsuck (1st place)

Text typed:

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)