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Racer Jeffery (jeffery_the_jesusman)
Race Number 11
Date Tue, 21 Jun 2016 22:14:14
Speed 89 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 90.7%
Rank 1st place (out of 3)
Opponents parachuteguy500 (2nd place)

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This business is filled to the brim with unrealistic people who thought their bods aged like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't. Besides Butch, how many fights you think you got left in you anyway? Two? Boxers don't have an old timer's pension. You came close, but you never made it, and if you were gonna make it, you woulda made it by now.
— (movie) by Quentin Tarantino (see stats)