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Racer Jeff (jeffrobertson)
Race Number 40
Date Mon, 12 Dec 2016 17:24:36
Speed 55 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 93.8%
Rank 1st place (out of 4)
Opponents ballsdeepintheflesh (2nd place) the_heuven_vandal (4th place)

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Judges are picked out from the most dexterous lawyers, who are grown old or lazy, and having been biased all their lives against truth or equity, are under such a fatal necessity of favoring fraud, perjury and oppression, that I have known several of them to refuse a large bribe from the side where justice lay, rather than injure the faculty by doing any thing unbecoming their nature in office.
— (book) by Jonathan Swift (see stats)