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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer jello_jello (jello_jello)
Race Number 12801
Date Sun, 2 Jan 2022 1:43:51
Speed 102 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 99.1%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents monstershack (3rd place) nycfinesse (2nd place) sarocks58 (4th place)

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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
— (book) by Stephen Colbert (see stats)

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