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Racer Jelly (jelly_ween)
Race Number 1156
Date Fri, 25 Apr 2025 1:40:54
Speed 48 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.6%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents tan_02 (3rd place) umigumi (1st place)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
Wine for Dummies (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)

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