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Racer Jesse (jessegarcia)
Race Number 136198
Date Thu, 4 Jul 2019 21:26:22
Speed 134 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 97.5%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)
Opponents horny_nutsack (5th place) itypebetterthanallofyou (2nd place) sanicdehedgehog (4th place) waesoph (3rd place)

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Well, you see, that's another reason I can't help you catch this guy. I might adversely affect the fate of the future. I mean his next victim might be the mother of the daughter whose son invents the time machine. Then the son goes back in time and changes world history and then Columbus never discovers America, man never lands on the moon, the U.S. never invades Grenada. Or something less significant resulting in the fact that my father never meets my mother and consequently I'm never born.
— (other) by Chris Carter (see stats)

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