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Pit Stop
Racer Jean (jetowl)
Race Number 791
Date Thu, 27 Nov 2025 11:49:10
Speed 98 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.4%
Rank 3rd place (out of 4)
Opponents mr_nobody852 (2nd place) tec2 (4th place)

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Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.
— (other) by Trey Parker, Matt Stone (see stats)

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