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Racer Jimmy (jimmyneutronsdog)
Race Number 121
Date Tue, 1 Jan 2019 20:30:07
Speed 68 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.3%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents lostinspace2000 (4th place) mrollie (2nd place)

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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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