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Race Result Details |
| Racer | jmbrl (jmbrl) |
| Race Number | 379 |
| Date | Fri, 3 May 2013 4:09:14 |
| Speed |
96 WPM
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| Accuracy | 94.4% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 4) |
| Opponents | shirley56 (2nd place) xsoysauce501x (3rd place) yenshuo (4th place) |
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book)
by Carolyn Wyman
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