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Pit Stop
Racer Joe (joe004)
Race Number 35
Date Sun, 23 Jun 2013 3:15:54
Speed 78 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 90.2%
Rank 1st place (out of 6)
Opponents dizco (5th place) escloido (6th place) shayla88 (4th place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)