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Pit Stop
Racer joffrey (joffrey)
Race Number 2376
Date Wed, 15 May 2019 1:32:21
Speed 44 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.2%
Rank 4th place (out of 5)
Opponents andkrs4 (2nd place) yeahyo05 (1st place)

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Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
— (other) by Matt Groening (see stats)

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