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Racer John (johnchiou)
Race Number 19
Date Thu, 26 Nov 2020 2:45:22
Speed 52 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.3%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents aries26 (3rd place) karbarb (1st place)

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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
— (game) by Valve Corporation (see stats)

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