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Race Result Details |
| Racer | João (johnrik) |
| Race Number | 582 |
| Date | Wed, 14 Mar 2018 1:46:35 |
| Speed |
95 WPM
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| Accuracy | 98.1% |
| Rank | 5th place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | abigail_w (2nd place) ashida4 (3rd place) faolain (4th place) missmarty (1st place) |
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And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
— (movie)
by Mike Judge
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