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Racer John (johnz86)
Race Number 121
Date Wed, 30 Oct 2019 14:19:45
Speed 37 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.2%
Rank 5th place (out of 5)
Opponents bm_bruno (2nd place) kelldorain (1st place) lai_alan (4th place)

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Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice and, um... Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
— (movie) by Matt Groening (see stats)

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