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Pit Stop
Racer Joseph (jojo789)
Race Number 25
Date Thu, 7 May 2015 6:04:55
Speed 86 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 91.4%
Rank 1st place (out of 2)
Opponents chungaconga (2nd place)

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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book) by Carolyn Wyman (see stats)